Bush League: The Baseball RPG


4.6 ( 8356 ratings )
Jeux Jeux de rôle Sports
Développeur Dirk Hayhurst
2.99 USD

Welcome to Bush League, a baseball puzzle/RPG wherein you must gobble PEDs and cheat your way stardom—just like in real life!

From the mind of Dirk Hayhurst, best selling baseball author, former Major Leaguer pitcher, and Baseball analyst comes Bush League, a match 3 style puzzle based baseball RPG that makes you into a PED abuser, and challenges you to out cheat your opponents by juicing up and exploiting a veritable cornucopia of PED fueled powers.

What are PEDs? Why, Performance Enhancing Dots, of course. LIttle Red, Yellow, Blue, Green, and Purple dots to be exact, that, when matched and accumulated, can power up special, cheateriffic game changing abilities. Everything from common baseball events like home runs, striking out the side, and stealing bases, to not so common things like mauling the first basemen in a blood thirsty rage, stealing your opponents runners, using lasers to destroy batters, and distracting the competition with silicone enhanced bosoms.

Of course, youre not the only cheater in this game. Bush League sends 24 expert cheater bosses to the plate, all of them bent on keeping you from baseballs lime light. Each of the 24 bosses youll encounter is a spoof on a REAL baseball player or personality. Were talking famous players, infamous cheaters, players wives, broadcasters, owners, mascots... nothing is off limits! Theyll talk trash, mock, and harass you until you can best them (and even after you best them). If you win, you can pull the ultimate cheater move, and steal one of their PED powers and make it your own!

—Addictive match 3 play.
—A baseball game anyone can pick up and play.
—Hilarious quips and comments that parallel real life baseball scandals.
—5 starting classes, each with its own special power
—24 unique, trash talking bosses based on real life personas.
—Hundreds of PED power combos to try and unlock.
—Achievements make for tons of replay value.
—Easter eggs!.
—And it wouldnt be a baseball game if there werent copious amounts of stats.